This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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