I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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