Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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