I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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