Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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