Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
