whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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