haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Randomize
