I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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