you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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