Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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