does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
