This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Randomize
