i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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