Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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