You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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