im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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