But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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