I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
