why didn't you poke me back
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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