just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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