Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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