Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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