I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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