Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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