Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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