Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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