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(207): View more from Maine

Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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(703): View more from Virginia

you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.

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(415): View more from California

If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.

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(607): View more from New York

Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat

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(303): View more from Colorado

Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer

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