guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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