I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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