i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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