i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
