Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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