sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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