hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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