dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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