it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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