Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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