Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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