So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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