you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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