ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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