Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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