Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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