this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
