we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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