Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
soo... how was my night?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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