it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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