She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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