Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Blood and glitter go together right?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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