What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
